Happy Monday? Do those words belong together? Not going to lie, it took me a while to get out of bed this morning. I said, “F the gym! It’s Monday! Monday is for sleeping in as late as you can with just enough time to jump into the clothes closest to you and slip into the office, quietly and unnoticed, and act like you’ve been there since 8:30 instead of frantically weaving in and out of traffic
not so silently cursing all the speed limit followers.” And then I got up and went to the gym anyway.
I only pretend I am a rebel.
How do you drag yourself out of bed each morning?
*Tank and shirt: Forever 21. *Jeans & Shoes: Urban Outfitters.
My shirt is in French. I don’t know French. I don’t know anyone that knows French. Is it bad that I had already decided to buy it before I knew what it said? It could say “Stay away, I smell” and I would have worn it and been none the wiser. Good thing is says “Will you marry me?”. Good thing? Well, better than telling people I smell. Because I don’t.
Oh, yeah. Look at these babies. Not much to say about them except that they are awesome. But that’s obvious, so I don’t even need to say it.
Have you noticed that I love putting top, middle, and bottom pictures in a row to make it look like one? I am amused easily.
Popping a squat. I never said I was classy.
Initially, we tried a different location for this shoot, but there was a really scary dog behind a not so secure fence and instead of being attacked and given rabies, we moved to this dirty alley. It works right?
I wish I could remember what was so funny.
Like, really, what was so funny? So funny that I had a wardrobe malfunction. Excuse my slight inappropriateness.
So what’s my proposal to you? If I can get to 250 Bloglovin’ followers with this post, I’ll host a giveaway. I think that’s pretty much the best damn proposal you’ll ever get. Except, maybe a marriage one. But, it might be a really awesome giveaway so it’s a toss up really.
All photos credit of Ugly Mug Photography
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